Conversations.....

Now that I am gearing up for the job scene Bro and me have been talking about driving.

Well, given that it would be a daily thing it would be pretty stupid running every morning to get an auto. Learning to drive might be, err…a better thing to do.

So, the conversation:

Bro: You must learn how to drive.

Kuki: Yeah, I know. May be I should!

Bro: No may be. You must! And if you do i’ll get you a car of your own....

Kuki: Arrey waah. That’s a nice idea

Bro: We can get you a nano. Enough for you!

Kuki: Bah. Get me a scooty. Kinetic types. Then I’ll go around town on my two-wheeler…

Bro: No chance. You know how Delhi or Bangalore drivers are. I don’t trust them. I will worry about safety.

Kuki: Oh ho please. I am a cool cat. I’ll hurl abuses left, right and center. Don’t worry about me.

Bro: I totally trust you will. Its not you I am worried about.

Kuki: So then what’s the problem?

Bro: When I said they can’t be trusted, I meant with their lives. With you on the road, they can only last as long…I am worried about their safety.

Kuki: !!!

We can be funny

*Interesting conversations and incidents with friends and family*

June,2010

While sitting in the office during my internship, we are cold because of air-conditioning. We are working and cursing the cold after every two seconds. Harish Sir walks in the room, and gives me some advices with my project.

Kuki: This office is not a good working place for me.

Basant:: I can't even concentrate!

Kuki: Yeah, me too, I am going to freeze!

Harish: Are you guys cold?

Kuki: It's freezing in here!

He just looks at us and turns off the AC switch on the wall.

Huh?

Harish: Glad I could help you out guys.

Walks out of the room.

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June, 2010

While shopping for some clothes, I cant find proper pants.

Kuki:I love these grey jeans :(

Bhabhi: Then, try them on, they are cool.

Kuki: No, they are in boot cut style and they dont look good on me. I wish they had it in straight cut.I wish boot cut looked good on me.I like that.

Bhabhi: Yeah, if they are boot cut, dont buy them. See, if you can find something else.

Kuki: (Looking at the poster on the wall) Look, the same jeans look so good on this girl :(

Bhabhi: Well, that is because she is not really skinny and tall. Her limbs are not pretty straight.

Kuki: (still observing) Yeah, she is not straight.

Pause

Kuki: I dont like being a straight girl!!

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Bro: To do is to be.

Bhabhi: To be is to do.

Kuki: Do be do be do.

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"This class was a religious experience for me...I had to take it all on faith"

-Kuki, after passing her FA (Financial Accounting) exam.

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"Right now, I disagree with myself"

- Kuki, confused and arguing, while studying PAF (Project Appraisal & Financial Services)

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"I am in some serious need of loving!"

- late one night, thinking aloud, lying on the bed.

* I swear I didn't mean it in that way!*

Another of my hidden talent :D

I accidently came across this video on youtube.
Have u ever heard this song??

I am clueless about what prompted these lyrics...I guess the guy writing them was hungry and had to meet a deadline and the poor thing just couldnt distract himself off the food...and then again, guess "lurrve" in hindi cinema goes with almost everything---even 'batatawada' :p

Enjoy!!
(I wonder if the choreographer was inspired by 'betal' from 'vikram and betal' for some of the moves in this song...chk it out...u'll get to know what I mean!)








Now that you have heard and seen the video, please humour me and sing aloud my inspired composition maintaining the original looney tune of the song...Ok? You can even dance the betaal step if u want! :D

(Starts with combination of nagiin dance+classical)
"Batatawada heyy, batatawadaaaaa
ketchup nahi lenaaa tha, lenaaaa padaaaaoh
oh oh oh
batatawada batatawada!!

Batatawada,heyyy, batatawada, hoyee
churan nahi khaaana thaa, khanaa pada..
ahaha ahaha
batatawada batatawada!!

(Now the much awaited 'betaal' step..try from a table top...go!)
Hote the jo hosh mein hum,
aise na hum yu khatee..hoyee
accha yahi tha pehle,
hum iske paas naa aatee
ab ise na khaana hai,
mushkil badaahahhhhhh

batata wada heyy, batata wada!!
ketchup nahi lena thaa, lenaa padaaa..
batata wadaa dadada
batata wadaaa!!

lagta hain bhooke peit k armaan nikal gaye,
kaisi hai acidity hum jisme jal gaye...
laa jaldi ENO' kaa, glass badaaaaaa
batata wada, heyy, batataa wadaaa!!
ENO nahi peena thaaaha, peena padaa...
batata wadaa, oh ho oh hoo..batatawada!!

(Now with Anil Kapoor beating the dholak like a mad man and Madhuri dancing like a drunk woman)
Masti mei health ki kashti jaaye na doob apni,
tu ek paar utre, insurance hain khoob apni..
tu aise hi paka lena, main khaunga khana sadaaaa
batatawada batatawadaaaa!!

batatawada batatawada hahaha
batatawada batatawada heehehehhe
ketchup nahi lena tha, lenaaa padaa
batatawada batatawada!!"

I'd make a better lyricist dont you think? Hunh?
Ok so have the neighbours gathered yet?? *rubs hands in glee*
Whatttt!!!! No?? You mean you dint sing aloud? Humph!! :-/
Nobody has respect for my talent I tell you! *sob sob*