Girl: what did you mean when you said that?
Boy: I don’t know …
G: like, what were you thinking? Were you serious?
B: I don’t know ..I guess
G: okay, what are you confused about? Tell me all
B: umm, its weird ..I don’t know ..
G wants to slap the shit out of him and throw him in a well ..but then all she manages to say is “okay”
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How do guys never know anything? Hows it possible? If u don’t know, then who will! Do u expect me to read ur mind or something? Are you a 5 year old kid who’s having trouble deciding which toy he wants to buy! Wake up! We’re talking SERIOUS stuff out here dammit! I dont know how you do this 'I dont know' thing.
This I-Don’t-Know problem is so often seen among guys! You can never have a proper discussion with the overflow of ‘I don’t knows’ ..It just kills the mood. How much do you want the other person to extract stuff out of you? And then you ask ..why I am getting so serious! Serious?! Yes, its obviously not serious for you..Coz I’m the mindfucked one out here! Im the one who has to assume stuff and analyse what your different I-don’t-knows ‘might’ mean! ARGGHH!
You OUGHT to know, honey! You OUGHT to! The best way to avoid I-don’t-knows is to communicate. Just tell her all that you’re confused about. You’ll spare her the torture and those mind boggling sessions she’ll have because of YOU! Makes life so much more easier..doesn’t it?
Calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out.
Sigh. I so wish some kabootar could take this post and show it to the people who made me write it :(
Yes, I had to vent it out and now im done. Im out.
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Monday, November 9, 2009
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Things we women hate about men...
I read this somewhere on the net and I gotta share it with you all.
Oh yes, we need them and they need us – but then, there are moments when the love and dependency takes a 360 degree turn. Heres a rant session anda rag session over how ‘impossible’ they are! From being the man of the house to the baby of the house, a quick run on the things that we hate about men.
• Ask you out, start a relationship with you, then ponder to their guy friends, "I'm not sure if she is my type!”
• Think that there is something wrong about gay men, but lesbians they totally support
• Male chauvinism! We fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till its 50 odd kms into the wrong direction?! It’s always been a mystery why they will not stop and ask for directions!
• Tells everyone that you are smothering them and that they are annoyed that you are always around. But the very second you get off work or are out with your friends for a change, your cell phone starts ringing off the hook and he's saying , "When are coming over. I miss you. I love you. Come back!”
• Temporary amnesia! They remember the names of football and cricketers from some odd country, their scores, their entire career track – but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts. What kind selective memory is that?
• Oh, they nod their head with aplomb when the topic veers towards gender equality! They are all for it! But, when it comes to pitching in with household chores – suddenly, gender equality is an alien lingo!
• They categorize women into two types – a cool type and a marriageable type. They love to hang around with the hip and happening babes, but when it comes to tying the knot, it’s a virgin bride all the way through! As the saying rightly goes, “You can go to a restaurant and look at the menu card, but its home- cooked meal that completes you”. And our men, seem to follow that saying to the T.
• An absolute control over the remote control! There has to be some kind of deep seated relation to this, but it’s yet to be unearthed.
• Strutting around like a peacock! Ugggh…that’s a no – no! Agreed that they are handy when it comes to fixing a loose wire or tightening the nuts and bolts, but constantly stroking their feathers on that count weighs us down.
• Not that there is anything wrong with looking – (we also like to look!), but someone ought to teach the boys the fine art of looking! There is a very fine line between ogling and looking. And somehow, our boys think its all one and the same!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I would love to get the guys as well as gals take on this...looking forward and dying to read your comments :D
Oh yes, we need them and they need us – but then, there are moments when the love and dependency takes a 360 degree turn. Heres a rant session anda rag session over how ‘impossible’ they are! From being the man of the house to the baby of the house, a quick run on the things that we hate about men.
• Ask you out, start a relationship with you, then ponder to their guy friends, "I'm not sure if she is my type!”
• Think that there is something wrong about gay men, but lesbians they totally support
• Male chauvinism! We fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till its 50 odd kms into the wrong direction?! It’s always been a mystery why they will not stop and ask for directions!
• Tells everyone that you are smothering them and that they are annoyed that you are always around. But the very second you get off work or are out with your friends for a change, your cell phone starts ringing off the hook and he's saying , "When are coming over. I miss you. I love you. Come back!”
• Temporary amnesia! They remember the names of football and cricketers from some odd country, their scores, their entire career track – but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts. What kind selective memory is that?
• Oh, they nod their head with aplomb when the topic veers towards gender equality! They are all for it! But, when it comes to pitching in with household chores – suddenly, gender equality is an alien lingo!
• They categorize women into two types – a cool type and a marriageable type. They love to hang around with the hip and happening babes, but when it comes to tying the knot, it’s a virgin bride all the way through! As the saying rightly goes, “You can go to a restaurant and look at the menu card, but its home- cooked meal that completes you”. And our men, seem to follow that saying to the T.
• An absolute control over the remote control! There has to be some kind of deep seated relation to this, but it’s yet to be unearthed.
• Strutting around like a peacock! Ugggh…that’s a no – no! Agreed that they are handy when it comes to fixing a loose wire or tightening the nuts and bolts, but constantly stroking their feathers on that count weighs us down.
• Not that there is anything wrong with looking – (we also like to look!), but someone ought to teach the boys the fine art of looking! There is a very fine line between ogling and looking. And somehow, our boys think its all one and the same!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
I would love to get the guys as well as gals take on this...looking forward and dying to read your comments :D
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